there is no modern romance
- John:
- well maybe if girls didn't suck so much
- Me:
- maybe if boys acted like adults
- John:
- well girls cheat too much for our liking
- Me:
- only some girls.
- Me:
- one hundred bad apples spoil the bunch!
- John:
- yeah 100 out of 105
- John:
- not good odds for us apple pickers
- Me:
- not good for us five sweet apples, either.
- John:
- yeah i'm just gonna treat ALL girls poorly from now on
- John:
- that way i don't discriminate
