February 2012
no truer words have been spoken
*Use at your own risk. We built this as an internal tool because we didn’t feel like rsvp-ing to everything manually. We don’t guarantee anything. But since SXSW is such a shitshow and nobody ever knows what the hell is going on, it can’t hurt to be rsvp’d to nearly 50 parties.
“Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair.”
– Edith Wharton, The Touchstone. Want to know what Wharton really thought about her own beauty? Read this scathing and sarcastic Roman à clef about her lover Morton Fullerton. (via laphamsquarterly)
Oh, France.
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
Cop spends weeks to trick an 18-year-old into... →
Last year in three high schools in Florida, several undercover police officers posed as students. The undercover cops went to classes, became Facebook friends and flirted with the other students. One 18-year-old honor student named Justin fell in love with an attractive 25-year-old undercover cop after spending weeks sharing stories about their lives, texting and flirting with each other. One...
“When I made The Devil Wears Prada, it was the first time in my life that a man...”
– Meryl Streep, on how men view her roles (via nprfreshair)
Love her
“Dear websites, every time you redirect me to your “mobile” site and just cut off...”
– @thomasfuchs (via wtf-mobile-web)
Starfish have eight eyes; one at the end of each...
444 creepy time
Why Doesn't Facebook Have Any Women on Its Board? →
Because working at The Internet is basically bro town, that’s why.
Cool, just never eat chicken again. →
motherjones:
liberalyouth:
Survey results seem to indicate that about 80 percent of poultry growers don’t ever sanitize their crates, according to an Auburn University survey of 10,317 farms. What’s more, just 18.3 percent sanitize their trucks and trailers—two areas that contribute to the spread of Salmonella and Campylobacter.
Seriously, the title isn’t a joke. Prepare to be grossed out...
