June 2010
I just saw a commercial
sade:
where a really gorgeous young dad was doing that adorable thing people do with their kids where they measure them on doorframe with a pencil. And I felt a really weird fluttery feeling in my stomach, like I actually wanted a husband a children or something. And a house? And like, a fucking golden retriever?
Then I cracked open another beer and popped my birth control.
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