Claire Elizabeth Vo: Archive

“By the first of August the invisible beetles began to snore and the grass was as...”

– Anne Sexton - I remember

Aug 1st

Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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I'm not a business man. I'm a business, man.

Danielle: these searches keep coming up for teen maternity clothing
 ugggggh
 but what a great line to make. we could make a fortune!
 like limited too maternity
 wet seal maternity
me: oh
 my
 god
 we should do it
me: Limited (eating for) Too
Danielle: hahahahah
me: Limited Too + 1
 amazing
 business
 opportunity
Danielle: so amazing
 it will be so trendy
 people will get pregnant JUST to shop there
 newly  milfed
me: i cannot believe you just said "newly milfed"
Danielle: that can be like our hip line
 like victoria secret has the pink line
 ours will be newly milfed hahah
 it will be pink with sparkles
 on the butt and boobs and belly
 some animal print in purple and pink

Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

Jul 29th

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Second Lunch: The Meal of Champions

Beebs: "But Jane, I brought my lunch, I can't go on a date with you!"
 "Does this happen to YOU? Try new 'Second Lunch'! Look how Tom handles himself this time around!"
 "Jane, you minx, I'm gonna buy you a steak that'll rip your clothes right off!"
 "But, Tom, what about your packed lunch?"
 "Darling, you can have it for breakfast! ;) "
 " swoon Oh, Tom!"
 "Second Lunch! Available anywhere lunch is sold! Get yours today!"

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

Lies Apart

dearoldlove: Each time we break up, you lie to me about sleeping with someone when you haven’t. I lie to you about not sleeping with someone when I have.

Jul 29th

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Jul 28th

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45 Cool Vintage Collages →

Note to self: Look at this later.

Jul 28th

i'm ballin' through the recession →

Well, I’m not. I’m living frugally. Naomi, however, is glitzing it up on Tumblr now!

Jul 28th

BREAKING: Manhunt Underway in Highland Mall Area -... →

For once, it’s safer on the East side of 51st Street. See? Our neighborhood isn’t so bad.

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 27th

EJ: you're like the king midas of design... everything you touch looks better

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 25th

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Charlie: This bar runs on trash. It's totally green.
Dennis: How is burning trash green?
Charlie: I could stick it in a landfill where it's going to stay for millions of years, or I could burn it up and let it disappear into the sky and let it turn into stars.
Mac: That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.

Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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“You don’t have to breastfeed a cat.”

– Adam

Jul 25th

Beebs: the only reason i wouldn't call you back
 is
 if it would ruin the surprise of me crashing through a wall in your house
 with baskets of antique typewriters and fish tacos

Jul 24th