June 2009
152 posts
Reports that this all has to be some kind of sick joke could not be confirmed as...
– It Only Tuesday
Listen, I’m sorry I hit him, but I thought he was that asshole Shia...
– Robert Pattinson Hit By Taxicab - The Onion
I can tell when I was happiest
Because it was when I tumbled the least.
Supreme Court holds Davis case until September →
It's getting hot in here
Me: It was so hot today. It got up to 85 degrees IN THE HOUSE.
Mom: Why? Was your AC broken?
Me: No. It was just 110 outside. There's only so much the AC can do at that point.
Translatrix
dearoldlove:
Remember when I called you a pathetic drug addict loser who would never amount to anything and would never have any successful relationships because he didn’t care about anyone but himself? What I meant was, I love you.
3BR/2BA Just North of Campus w/ Killer Rooftop... →
The greatest house I’ve ever seen. Mystery doors! Peepholes! Bouncey Floors! Cabinets in the Shower! Dead bodies in the closets! Torture rooms in the backyard! Windows over the toilets! BEAUTIFUL GRANITE FLOORS. We must live here now.
Danielle: He was hot in that movie. You know.... He's Not Into You Maybe Or You Thought He Was Into You But Now He's Not Oops?
Once a year. Period.
They feel really solid, like good solid prostitute shoes.
Sexy
Mike: committees can't design shit
It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when...
– Oscar Wilde
95 Percent Of Opinions Withheld On Visit To Family →
One, rainbows are beautiful. Two, beer is wonderful. Three… our party is...
So please, please, please, let me, let me, let me, let me get what I want this...
– The Smiths
Meaningful Use EHR Study →
(508): Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Nothing is ever as good as it was.
– Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins - Melt Your Heart
Beer Kaleidoscope
dearoldlove:
I should never be allowed to drink. When I’m intoxicated I believe in love and consequentally fall in love with a million boys who aren’t you.