June 2009
152 posts
Jun 30th
“Reports that this all has to be some kind of sick joke could not be confirmed as...”
– It Only Tuesday
Jun 30th
“Listen, I’m sorry I hit him, but I thought he was that asshole Shia...”
– Robert Pattinson Hit By Taxicab - The Onion
Jun 30th
I can tell when I was happiest
Because it was when I tumbled the least.
Jun 30th
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
Supreme Court holds Davis case until September →
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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It's getting hot in here
Me: It was so hot today. It got up to 85 degrees IN THE HOUSE.
Mom: Why? Was your AC broken?
Me: No. It was just 110 outside. There's only so much the AC can do at that point.
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Translatrix
dearoldlove: Remember when I called you a pathetic drug addict loser who would never amount to anything and would never have any successful relationships because he didn’t care about anyone but himself? What I meant was, I love you.
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
3BR/2BA Just North of Campus w/ Killer Rooftop... →
The greatest house I’ve ever seen. Mystery doors! Peepholes! Bouncey Floors! Cabinets in the Shower! Dead bodies in the closets! Torture rooms in the backyard! Windows over the toilets! BEAUTIFUL GRANITE FLOORS. We must live here now.
Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Danielle: He was hot in that movie. You know.... He's Not Into You Maybe Or You Thought He Was Into You But Now He's Not Oops?
Jun 27th
WatchWatch
Once a year. Period.
Jun 27th
“They feel really solid, like good solid prostitute shoes.”
Jun 27th
Jun 26th
Sexy
Mike: committees can't design shit
Jun 26th
“It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when...”
– Oscar Wilde
Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
Jun 25th
95 Percent Of Opinions Withheld On Visit To Family →
Jun 25th
“One, rainbows are beautiful. Two, beer is wonderful. Three… our party is...”
Jun 25th
“So please, please, please, let me, let me, let me, let me get what I want this...”
– The Smiths
Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
Meaningful Use EHR Study →
Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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(508): Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
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“Nothing is ever as good as it was.”
– Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins - Melt Your Heart
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Beer Kaleidoscope
dearoldlove: I should never be allowed to drink. When I’m intoxicated I believe in love and consequentally fall in love with a million boys who aren’t you.
Jun 23rd
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 21st
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