June 2009
152 posts
Beauty Bar
(804): Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
May 2009
112 posts
To dream that you are using marijuana, signifies illicit activity or ill health. If someone else is using marijuana or trying to get your to use it, then it indicates negative peer pressure or loss of control. You may feel that your identity and sense of self is being compromised or disrespected. To see or smell marijuana in your dream, suggests that you are experiencing an expanded sense of...
tweexcore:
The Lucksmiths-Sunlight in a Jar
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Mad Men Being Cut By 2 Minutes →
Absolutely unacceptable. There needs to be maximum face-time with Mr. Draper.
“In addition to the name change, the Pattersons announced Monday that they were...”
– Parents Legally Change 9-Year-Old’s Name To Better Reflect Current Pop Culture
Dear Beebs
Thanks for the call. We’ll solve those problems somehow, while keeping both our good reputations intact.
The Decemberists suck, but he has a point.
Kevin: anyone who can write an 18 minute song about stealing a cow is alright in my book
David: wow
David: i'm so impressed
David: the only things i ever make are questionable decisions
Coke (Happy Memorial Day)
Me: We are missing an all day intervention marathon! At least it goes to nighttime and there is a new one.
Me: I am too depressed if drug addicts are the highlight of my day.
Kat: The highlight of my day has been a cocacola.
Him: There are two types of Catholic. You, and the other kind.
Me: What's the other kind?
Him: Boring.
What will be corrupting your daughters this fall. →
I need to watch more TV.
“We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their...”
– Albert Camus
Note to self
Get a tattoo. Make sure it says “don’t.”
7 Lessons in Manliness From the Greatest... →
(615): so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
(913): I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
WatchThe luck that I’ve had could make a good man bad (The Smiths - Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want)
WatchZach, what’s your phone number?
Sorry, Jesus
Scott: What is that tower? Is it a stairway?
Me: It is on a children's hospital. Maybe it's a stairway to heaven.
Danielle: Claire, Jesus heard that one.
“Jesus was a beardo.”