March 2009
79 posts
“My mom always said to me ‘Everybody forgets drunk men, but no one forgets...”
– Stevie Nicks
If you ask the amount in my bank account,...
Me: FOOD BRINGS IT TO ME
Andre: don't you have hormones that tell you to cook or something
WatchWalkin’ blues have played a number on my feet (M. Ward - Eyes on the Prize)
Essential Truth
Hardy: There are no reruns on Shark Week
Hardy: Only attacks YOU NEED TO SEE AGAIN
WatchOh, no. Look what I found. (someecards | I love you so much it’s retarded.)
Oh. That.
Radio: [terrible dance pop]
Me: What are you listening to?
Adam: Jamz.
Not to fret
I’m alive, post sxsw. Pictures soon. Xoxo.
“You can’t resolve [the AIDS crisis in Africa] with the distribution of...”
– Pope Benedict (Really?: Heart of Darkness - Infuriating Quote of the Day)
You were meant for me, and I was meant for you
Me: wallllll-e
Kathryn: eeeeeeeeeva
500 Days of Summer →
File under: how to make me swoon.
Ace up my sleeve
Andre: this is bull
Andre: stop winning!
Me: lol
Me: i am mad awesome at sxsw this year
Me: hahahahahaha
Andre: you should donate it to me, i tweeted it first!
Andre: haha
Claire: never!
Andre: how can i be cool like you
Me: um put a borderline skanky picture up on twitter
The Cootie-Catcher: Blast From The Past, Glimpse... →
Ack - too fun. Lets play, girls!
“Of course, I’ve aged a bit in the face, but not enough to worry about it....”
– Tina Turner
Pity Party
Hardy: You and pity animals
Hardy: If Paul Rudd stubbed his toe I think you'd leave me.
F-A-T-T-Y, You ain't got no alibi
Me: i wanted tortilla chips but i got a banana
Me: validate me
Cara: you are amazing
Cara: i want cookies, but am eating NOTHING
Me: you are amazing!
Cara: oh gosh
Cara: you would be a great eating disorder cheerleader.
“This new measure gives us the means to compel 25-year-olds to simultaneously...”
– Year Of Law School Now Mandatory For Nation’s 25-Year-Olds
Dear Meghie
I love that “Ireland” sends the 2nd most visits to my website because of you. Xoxo.
Watchzeros and ones
Chimpanzee's plan to attack zoo visitors shows... →
This is my day: work is slow and the monkeys are taking over.
Lady killer
Me: when is it officially spring?
David: the next time i see your lovely face :)
David: YOWZA
David: HE'S ON FIRE
Me: oh hell beebs
Me: that was smoooooooooooooooth
David: i aim to please
- 12 minutes -
Me: sorry, had to pick myself off the floor
David: no i understand
David: i should have warned you
Sex attacks blight lives of Haitian girls →
WatchBest intro, best horns, and best live recording by my dear love, Otis Redding.
This is a brutal but worthwhile read. →
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