December 2009
Mistook
dearoldlove:
I am so sorry if you thought I was a mistake.
Adam: you are a good partner in crime
and you're a little evil, which helps
Apple seeds contain trace amounts of cyanide.
Dennis: Hey guys, I just swallowed some apple seeds. Dee: So what? Dennis: Are they poisonous? Charlie: Are you kidding me? They’re EXTREMELY poisonous! Dee: They’re absolutely not poisonous. Dennis: Should I make myself throw up? Charlie: I would throw IMMEDIATELY. Dennis: OH GOD! DAMMIT!
ohyeahfacts:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but I guess you’ll see the coroner a little sooner...
I’m going to drive around in Lil Red...
“I’ve been thinking about Rwanda. Look at what [Rwandan President] Paul...”
– Bill Clinton on Global Philanthropy
“A lot of people believe that the only way for a country to get rich, stay rich,...”
– - Fmr. President Bill Clinton, on why some problems are just downright hard to solve
(From our ‘Interview Issue’)
(via newsweek)
Ban on Texting While Driving Expanded →
Driving is going to be so boring and safe.
That's a binding employment contract in Texas
Adam: if i was in charge of hiring people, i'd hire you and figure out what to do with you later
in which mindy kaling invades my brain →
Gosh, who doesn’t love this girl?
The kids were, I don’t know, kids. Really cute, etc. I have less experience with cute kids than I do with cute guys, so I’m not able to describe them as well, but trust me — super cute.
(via inthekitschen)
Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships →
My Girl: This is a magical incantation that once uttered by a man claims a woman as his. It means that he may not talk to, look at, or dance with another girl and she can not even be in the same room with a single man. It is both romantic and soul crushing.
