June 2008
123 posts
“If my office were my bedroom, I would be having a very intensive board meeting...”
i heart this boy, miss his map
Me: what WILL you hold against me?
Me: because i'm trying to offend you
Beebs: um
Beebs: you could hit me where it hurts: cartography
Me: god damn longitude and latitude
Beebs:
gwahahahaha
Hardy: In the bee-tent, no one can hear you scream.
“This is really effing me off!”
– HH, who needs to go home to take a nap
“…and then there was the trip to the fields of wherever…”
– HH
her words, not mine
Meghie: TELL THEM YOU QUIT!!!
Meghie: oh wait you did already
Meghie: SUCKAS
Meghie: something isnt right when the most embarassing part of your night WASNT the fact that your dad guilt tripped you into doing the chicken dance in front of a crowded restaurant
Meghie: instead, its the fact that you couldnt figure out how to put your chicken hat on
Classic Colors: DC Comic Characters →
“The surest way to a man’s heart (good roast beef not withstanding) is...”
– Charm, The Career Girl’s Guide to Business and Personal Success
such a charmer
Ricky G: i wasn't intending on making you cry
Ricky G: BUT IT WAS AWESOME
Mark B: i'm thinking i might start work on a daft punk costume for halloween soon
Mark B: all i need is a baseball helmet and leather jacket
Mark B: and lots of time
Mark B: and i guess a bedazzler
Lauren: (reading from cosmo) "He's not likely to bolt when you drop the L-bomb..."
Lauren: Wait. The L-bomb? What's that?
Lauren: ...
Lauren: Lesbian?
“He was a light sleeper because his mom was a crackhead, not because he’s...”
“I’m going to stab him. I’m going to stab his face off!”
– The Waitress, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - “Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom”
touché
Me: go to downtown austin with me!
Beebs: meet me in a luxury cove!
“What’s the difference between management and the rest of us? When we don’t feel...”
– Woot Shirt : Out of Office Reply
eternal optimist
Me: on the bright side: the more you delay, the tanner i get
Me: lemons-->lemonade
democracy nrrd out
Me: :) thanks for the vote of confidence
David: np, i'm all about votes
“I will always give my sympathy to those whose poor choices go down in flames. ...”
Mark B: clarification: are you holding a funraiser or fundraiser?
Pregnancy Boom at Gloucester High →
Me: “We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” the principal says, shaking his head. Craigory: you are not alone Vo
“That’s beautiful. What is there not to like about a rainbow? You know, if...”
– Craigory, high on life
http://www.guidespot.com/guides/3mj
KB: ohhh no
KB: Musician Douche
THESE ARE THE WORST KIND. Because they use their fancy fingers, and fancy voices and their fancy fancy HAIR to make you think they’re not douchey.
KB: claire back away
a better-late-than-never muxtape →
he steals my pavement, say hi, and sunset rubdown. copycat. weird too, because islands and notwist almost made it on mine. (via jvandoren)
Sagittarius | Your Horoscope, June 17 2008
Lately it feels like you’re living a lie, which would explain the part about winning the pie-eating contest, swimming in shark infested waters, and having sex with women.
mutual understanding (nrrd out)
Me: okay i know we're not talking anymore
Me: but since this is my last few days here
Me: i have to say something that only you will understand
Me: you, and only you
Me: I AM IN LOVE WITH DAVID KARP
Me: that is all. we can un-talk again.
WatchTumblr: the documentary
The Six-Letter Word That Changes Everything →
Michael Hensley ordered a sniper under his command named Evan Vela to kill a man on the field of battle. Vela is in prison. Hensley is not. And a question persists: For a soldier at war, what is the difference between killing and murder?
note to self
you are an idiot, insomniac
say hi - apples for the innocent
misappropriated enthusiasm
Me: awesome!
Me: exclamation marks!
Davy T: !!!!!!
best email ever
from: [most awesome, double-hott email address of all time, ever made, ever.] to: me subject: oh hell yeah mailed-by: [yum]
;)
trying to
beebs: MAKE IT HAPPEN PLEASE
i'm in love with kat
come back to homecooked food and trashy alcoholic drinks (yum!)
i have the best roomate ever!
Airports make baby Jesus cry
They do.